My doctor, being the rather proper doctor that she is, suggested that I at least “try” to eat better. I asked her if was before or after I had a large Snickers bar and a cheese burger. She obviously saw little humor in it given the way that she rolled her eyes at me. But that’s OK cuz I know she’s a Mom and Moms do that kinda sorta thing cuz they have to. I think it’s some Minnesota public law or something like that and I would hate to see her get into some kinda trouble with the local police.
But it’s that time of year where the outside cold radiates in thru the cheap glass on my office window. It keeps my grapes nice and chilled. Yeh, I like them very chilled. I’m weird that way. It would be better if I could freeze them and then add them to a glass of wine but they kinda sorta frown on me drinking at work. I don’t think they would believe me if I claimed I was just following doctor’s orders to eat better. Yeh, management is weird like that and not very progressive.