So I’m sitting here sipping on my first cup of Java and I have had some questions that have ran thru my head this morning such as …
I see a number of cars driving in the morning that have a burnt out headlight. What are they gonna do when the other headlight burns out? Are they gonna keep driving or will they actually break open their wallet and go to Pep Boys for a new headlight? It seems kinda sorta silly to me to see these cross overs that sell for like $28K+ USD and they only have one working headlight. I kinda sorta expect it when I see an old Ford but not a fairly new ride.
Is it me or do the keys on this new keyboard seem kinda stiff?
They can put a man on the moon. Why can’t they create an auto-refill coffee cup? Beer mugs and wine glasses too while they’re at it.
Why do I keep getting these emails that try to get me to order some of that Canadian Viagra? What’s the deal? Is there a surplus of this drug up there?
Back to my morning coffee and getting some actual work done. Feel free to comment and/or leave an “Hola Jim!” if you are so inclined.
Morning Jim. I’d have more use for Canadian Viagra than Hot Brazilian Babes. I have no idea.Have a good day.
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You get hot Brazilian babes and Dewy gets Russian and Asian babes? and all I get is Canadian Viagra??? it seems to me one would go with the other and I’m getting only half of the equation. I am getting so cheated here.
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I do not feel I’m getting a good deal.
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you want my Viagra emails too???
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No thank you.
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🙂
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You’re not the only one I keep on getting junk mail on Viagra umm Russian ladies and Asian ladies too 😂 don’t they realise I’m into gentlemen ?
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Russian and Asian lady emails? I dont get those. I must be doing something wrong.
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I only ever have one working headlight 😂 for some reason the one on the right always burn itself out. So if hubby don’t check for me I drive around with only one on and wouldn’t notice anything amiss 😂
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Hola Jim, I didn’t send them -:)
Louise
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are we sure??? it sounds like a good hoe grown cottage industry to me.
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ah! didn’t think of that, I think you may be right, as usual. I dunno with your new Pres. I wouldn’t go near the USA right now. This Canadian knows better.
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why on earth would you wanna come here? all you would end up doing is classing this place up.
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Ah Jim Bob, you have a charming way about you. I will come live you and you can protect from the crazy loonie insane stuff going on down there.
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it’s cold here and it’s beautiful in Vancouver. warm too.
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You haven’t been watching the news, we have been knee deep in snow my dear. But……..you may be a little worse there, I think……I could live out with your squirrels.
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out with the squirrels? that would be like living with Trump only I think the squirrels have more hair. that and a better temperament.
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go to bed and we will make plans later………sleep well Jim Bob
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They put a man on the moon ????
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Oh yeah, I think people don’t realize their headlight is burned out because they are in the car when they turn them on. Heck for all I know, I might have a burnt out headlight. I better check that.
As for that question about the viagra…. I’m not touching that one, no sireee Bob, I mean Jim. Maybe you can clue me in though 😉
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why do you need clued in???
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I don’t NEED clued in, just thought you might tell me LOLOL
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tel you??? I’m lost here. yanno, I’m just a poor ol’ country boy from Iowa and you are one of them genteel southern plantation ladies and I’m not used to your big city ways.
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ssssssh!! it was actually all a Hollywood stunt but don’t tell anyone.
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I won’t tell anyone. They wouldn’t believe it anyway. I have been to the space center museum and saw the moon lander thingamajig. It did leave me with questions…
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questions like “Where did they go to the bathroom in that thing?”???
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Actually that was one of my questions 😀
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that and “Where is the parking brake?”
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I’m with you on the auto refill coffee cup! Whats with that?? Or the lack of that! And … they send me emails for viagra too!??!! I suppose at least the company that makes it isn’t gender specific with their advertising 🙂
Have a great day Jim and may your coffee cup be forever full 🙂
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female Viagra??? wow! does that make them lil’ dynamos???
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LOL not sure!! But they send me ads for Male viagra – go figure! 🙂
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maybe they want to turn you into a dynamo
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lol maybe!
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Did you check out my “work of art” yet, Jim?
Leslie
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yes I did. I liked your painting. 🙂
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It’s a Renoir I’m aiming for.
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ya did gooder.
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You’re putting me on..
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no. I liked it.
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Well I know you like it but how does it measure to Renoir?
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I think it is very similar in style to Renoirs
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I really had to fish for that.
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i liked the blues and the perky boobs
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What’s not to like about that?
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yeh the blues were pretty good.
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😉
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🙂
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“pling”
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🙂 “pling”
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Buenas días, Jim! Qué tal?
New keyboards are a pain. Poor you! Yes, your writing just reads as written with a new keyboard 😉
Be careful what you wish for! Last time someone asked for easy coffee refill they came up with that instant stuff O.o
Hasta luego, muchacho 🙂
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instant??? ewwwwwwww!
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😀 Yep, ewwwwwww!
I have some emergency instant coffee in my desk drawer next to the emergency chocolate bunny (yes, it’s still there). The instant stuff is much less endangered ^^
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OMG! feed that instant coffee to the rats and eat that bunny. y0u live in the land of chocolate and can get another bunny.
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Another bunny is not my emergency bunny. That’s different. Meanwhile I even talk to him.
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Hola Jim! 😊
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Hola sweetie! 🙂
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Jim!
Okay I’ve said hello and I’m blank as to what to say😁😁
How’s the snow there? Has it stopped?
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we’re having a false Spring here right now with most of the snow and ice melting away. ya never know when a late winter snow will hit us.
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Ha that’s right.
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lucky us, huh? how’s the snow in your neck of the woods?
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What!!??
😁😂😂😂Where I stay, there is nothing like snow… Just some crazy harmattan, and we’re done with that. The sun here is quite brutal, I believe I’ll take the snow to it any time.
I live in Nigeria.
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well you never know. you may have moved to Switzerland and never told us. what is a harmattan?
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Switzer…what!??😁
Hmm… Harmattan. Pardon me. I’m not using the dictionary now.
So it’s this very cold period in the year where it’s just so so cold, and then you have white lips and all of that. Yeah. I can be part of the contributors for a dictionary 😄
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Sorry… all those queries are too deep for me this time of the morning…. Though I have already contemplated my six impossible things, this just stretches until it hurts…
Next time, maybe, we’ll discuss these complex issues…
😉
gigoid, the dubious
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I usually don’t make a whole lotta sense first thing in the morning until I have a cup or two of Java.
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Same with me; generally, I try not to speak, think, or write before getting at least one cup consumed…
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I have to do my morning commute before I can get that cuppa Joe.
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Ooof! I simply couldn’t do it, unless the authorities had no objections to bodies littering the commute path… Nope, no way…
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yeh, one has to behave themselves on the morning train lest the boys in blue come to pay one a visit.
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