No dear, I have explained this to you before. They are not divorced, the other sock is dead. And dryer lint is the cremated remains of the dead sock 😉
Well ya see, the reason the other sock ends up dead is because the first sock caught it cheating on them with another sock and the first sock sent the cheater to Big Boy to chew on. It’s all quite simple.
That didn’t come out right The cheating sock gets killed, and the one who gets sent to Big Boy is the sock the boyfriend/girlfriend of the cheating sock .
Sooooooo True, thank heaven yesterday’s gift was socks.
ps. Keep forgetting to tell you that I like the new pix but miss the old.
~~dru~~
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I have the old on file. I changed it cuz it was a cold weather pic and I’m tired of the cold.
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Wow…this sounds like a universal problem.
Leslie
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we should outsource it to Canada
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My technique is to buy socks all the same (colour too) then if one gets lost you can team it up with another one.
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Cheating socks. Chewy underwear.
*goes back to bed*
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be careful of molesting sheets
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those, after all this time, I would probably embrace. Repeatedly. And slowly.
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then you’d be alright
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I never have liked doing many things alone.
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well, there is something to e said about having a crowd or even a partner. its hard to play tennis by your onesy
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Haha, my husband said that to me the other day.
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he must be a smart and good looking kinda guy just like me. 😉
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Takes one to know one.
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it’s good to know that I’m good looking just like those Aussie guys. 😉
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I’m sure you’re just as hot! 😎
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I’m hot cuz our building’s AC is working worth a damn
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Phew. Sending you over some Melbourne breezes then to cool you off
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tat’s what I like about you Aussie ladies. so helpful and generous.
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No dear, I have explained this to you before. They are not divorced, the other sock is dead. And dryer lint is the cremated remains of the dead sock 😉
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Ohhhhh. it now makes me wonder where Big Boy is getting those socks that he plays with when I’m sleeping or not at home.
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Well ya see, the reason the other sock ends up dead is because the first sock caught it cheating on them with another sock and the first sock sent the cheater to Big Boy to chew on. It’s all quite simple.
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I woulda claimed that static cling made me do it
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I’m sure you would have come up with a clever excuse like that 😉
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well I hafta keep up with you
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True that 😉
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that’s lotta work
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That didn’t come out right The cheating sock gets killed, and the one who gets sent to Big Boy is the sock the boyfriend/girlfriend of the cheating sock .
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and he’s only too happy to obliged and chew on them
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I guess it is better than chewing on underwear 😀
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it depends on whose underwear they are.
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LOLOL 😀
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🙂
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