I’ll miss your logic even if it made sense to me.
“Jim, come eat us.”
I obliged them. Now I’m wondering just how badly they screwed up my weight loss plan. Who knows? Maybe I’m better off being on one of them “weight gain prevention” programs so I just maintain where I’m at. The status quo. Détente. Mutually Assured Destruction. Now “Mutually Assured Destruction” is one helluva weight program. You don’t eat me and you don’t die.
Here’s another plan. Go to Lifetime Fitness and meet lil’ perky Stefanie who is all smiles and giggles, looks tight everywhere and looks great in them yoga pants. Don’t be fooled by this. It’s all a scheme. She’s only there to help separate you from your wallet. The only machine at Lifetime Fitness that I could use to impress her is the ATM there. No, what you end up for a trainer with is Helga who is a relic of the East German state. She has a much better beard than me and must have learned from the Marquis De Sade on how to work with the public. “Let’s go you puny little man! You’re all weak and soft. Work harder so it makes me want you.”
Now that’s a scary thought. I think I’ll stick with my chocolate chip cookies.
There are a lot of times that I just sit here and wonder what to write. I’m not a professional writer nor do I wanna be one. Do something like that isn’t my cuppa tea even tho others are very, very good at it. But it’s all good. Somehow the words show up and there ya have it. Enough said.
I was at my store of dreams today after work for a couple items. I love being there. I see so many things and I see so many things that I would like to have or to try out. I could go broke in that store. I’d end up with one helluva place to live in after being broke.
So the sun is rising this morning nice and yellow. We have today and tomorrow and then Fall officially begins on Wednesday. Don’t tell the Canada geese that. They’ve been starting to gather up for the past couple weeks now just like the ducks. The trees around my part of the 100 Acre Wood are still mostly green but you can see where some of them are starting to turn. It may be some time yet for that since the long range weather forecast has temps thru the 70’s for quite a while. So we’ll see what happens.