They are the absolute worst! My lil’ sister, ever the one that tries to cheer me up, asked if I had the COVID and then she sent me the following list of symptoms ..
- Fever or chills – No
- Cough – A slight one
- Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing – only when I’m sanding joint compound
- Fatigue – No
- Muscle or body aches – Does being horny count?
- Headache – The same one that I’ve had for three years
- Loss of taste or smell – No
- Sore throat – Yes
- Congestion or runny nose – Yes
- Nausea or vomiting – No
- Diarrhea – No
She wants me to run to the doctor. Sure. Doctor Liquor Store here I come.