I hate summer colds


They are the absolute worst!  My lil’ sister, ever the one that tries to cheer me up, asked if I had the COVID and then she sent me the following list of symptoms ..

  • Fever or chills – No
  •  Cough – A slight one
  • Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing – only when I’m sanding joint compound
  • Fatigue – No
  • Muscle or body aches – Does being horny count?
  • Headache – The same one that I’ve had for three years
  • Loss of taste or smell – No
  • Sore throat – Yes
  • Congestion or runny nose – Yes
  • Nausea or vomiting – No
  • Diarrhea – No

 

She wants me to run to the doctor.  Sure.  Doctor Liquor Store here I come.