Happy Birthday to Me …

I’m liking that hat.

 

Dear God …

All that I wanna see today is a nice pair of big boobs and I’ll be happy.

OK?

God?

Did you hear me?

Ya there?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Echo … echo … echo

Now batting for Minneapolis.  Number 14 …. right fielder ….

Waiting.

Still waiting here.

Hello?

Did you forget me???

Very funny God.  Very funny.

Something for “It’s Only Tuesday”