Some bozo from Iowa did not seat the coffee pot correctly on Mr. Dimaggio’s coffee maker. There was coffee on the counter and on the floor. There was coffee everywhere but in the pot.
Ugh! It was clean up time first thing in the morning for this kid because someone who shall remain nameless left me completely unsupervised. That and some big dummy had to make a new pot right afterwards.
I thought the world had come to an end.