I’d probably respond with something along the lines of
“A blog? What the hell is that?”
If you responded by saying that what I have on WP is a blog, then I’d say something like
“Oh, that thing? Well, lemme tell you that what I have is a place where …
- I can post some idle thoughts that somehow pop into my stroke impaired head.
- It’s a place where I can put some old timey music.
- It’s a place where I can put “That kinda music“.
- And I can post some pictures.”
If you asked me for some blogging advice, I’d probably respond with something along the lines of
“What the hell would I know about something like that? Go ask one of those kids who’s into Instagram or Twitter or whatever the hell they call that thing. They’d know. Don’t bother me right now. Can’t you see it’s interrupting my morning coffee? What’s the hell is wrong with you?”
It’s very important to not interrupt the morning coffee routine. It’s like some guy that walks into a yoga class and and says
“Ooooo! Nice butt! I hope that’s a girl. Tell me it’s a girl even if it’s not.”
There. We shall speak of this no more. Back to our morning coffee.