What is the actual concept behind zero as a temperature? I have no friggen clue myself other than I had to practice the ancient Minnesota winter art of bundling of bundling before going outside. I almost froze my face off but I saved it because because of the wool scarf that I had put around my neck. I was able to pull it up to cover what was frozen and had lost all sensation of feeling. I tried to speak but the words froze in the air as they came out of my mouth and went crashing to the ground where they got all jumbled up. I suspect that that they will thaw out come Spring and make nonsensical sentences.
I trudged on the the ice and snow and I noticed what I thought was a pair of wooly mammoths walking up the street. Come on now. Did the temperatures open some sort of time warp portal in the darkening sky? I didn’t have too much time to ponder on that cuz I had to beat down a sabre toothed tiger who wanted my for dinner. I found that I had somehow channeled my inner neanderthal man to defend myself. I didn’t know that it in me. I had this sudden urge to club a woman on the head and drag her back to my cave but realized that was goofy cuz my garage does not qualify as a cave and some woman would probably club me instead.
I managed to find my way home and the heat of the fireplace started to thaw out my backside and that gray matter between my ears. I realized that one has to be tough to live here and that’s not me. I’m more of a “It’s looks pretty damn cold out there so let’s stay inside and drink a warm beverage” kinda guy. I think it’s gonna be another long winter once again in central Minnesota.
