I’ve been nominated for a WP award

But I usually don’t partake in them.  I’ll answer the questions tho

1. How do you come up with your blog topics?Oh, I just start thinking and then smoke starts coming out of my ears and there ya have it.  Another brilliant moment when my brain actually works and cooperates with me.

2. What made you create a blog?. It was all a scheme to meet ladies from other countries and charm them with my singular wit.  That and to hopefully lure in Reba McIntire into a life of blissful happiness by taking me on as her lover and house slave.  I just hope no one gave her a whip.

3. What’s your favorite hobby?  Taking care of my garden.I always wanted one when I finally had a place of my own.  I always lived in Government quarters and I could never have one.

4. What are some of the things on your bucketlist?  Ice skating nekkid at Rockefeller Center at Christmas time.  Chasing prairie dogs in my underwear (of course I’d need to figure out how how they got in my underwear).  Finding someone who looks and acts like Mae West so I can peel her grapes.  Finding Forrester.  Working as an international arms merchant after I retire.

5. Do you prefer reading paper books or online?. They still print books?

6. Have you participated in any protests for any social cause? Which one and why?. Nope, I’m boring.

7. What brings you joy?  Chocolate.  Well, there is something else actually but you never know if lil’ ol’ blue haired ladies, lil’ kids and priests are around.

8. What actor/actress would play you in the movie of your life and why?  Kevin Hart.  Cuz we could be brothers cuz we look so much alike.  That and he has a smart ass comeback most times like I do.

9. Do you like black licorice?. No, I prefer her in black lace.  Green lace works as well.

10. How do you relax?. I just sprawl down on a couch with my arms and legs going every which direction.

11. What is your favorite comfort food?  Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and milk gravy.


Some Random Thoughts for Monday


Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.  Given the number of emergency vehicles that have gone by on the main road so far today, it must be “Bumper Car Day in the Snow”.  I told my niece to be careful driving out there this morning.  I also had here throw the two bags of water softener salt in the boot of her car.  She has brand new snow tires but the extra weight can’t hurt.

I’m now up to eight (8) ladies on IG who have said that they love me and want a serious relationship with me cuz they have big boobs.  And this is within 24 hours after following me on IG.  Then they later ask me for money to move them or gift cards cuz they need to get some things.  I must really look stupid in my selfies.  It makes me wonder just how successful they are.  That and they’re probably dudes posing as big boobed women.  They crack me up.

My recliner has been replaced with another chair so I’ve been practicing how I’ll get some sleep after shoulder surgery.  It’s working pretty good so far.

It’s looking more and more like Christmas at my place.  The outside is all lit up at night like I normally would like it to be but I can live with it.

Oh boy!  I get to video teleconference with my supervisor shortly.  I don’t know which is better:  that or severe acne.

More later.