Brrrrr!


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It’s a rather balmy 27*F (-3C) out there at 9:00 AM this morning.  All that I’ve gotta say is that I’m gonna die.  I’m just plain gonna freeze to death and die from this weather.  It’s so cold out there that even the plastic bird feeder is all frost covered.  It’s so cold out there that even the polar bears are wearing fur coats.  It’s so cold out there that even one of Miss Elaine’s squirrels was jumping from one tree to another and froze mid-leap and is still hanging out there in mid-air.  It won’t finish that jump now until sometime in April.  It’s so cold out there that even the sky froze and turned grey on us.  It’s so cold out there that even the St. Bernard Rescue Dogs are drinking the brandy to keep moving.

Brrrrrr!  I need to fine something warm.