Oh Good Lord!


And the conspiracy theories have already started and I’m pretty sure the ashes haven’t cooled yet.  I wonder what facility is missing one or some of its residents.  Let’s add to it …

Space aliens did it to prevent the Easter Bunny from delivering chocolate Easter eggs which will hatch and lead to the South rising once again.  It was all caused when the POTUS and other world leaders used the glowing orb in the White House to summon the Death Star.  Don’t believe me?  I heard it somewhere on the net or on Fox News.