I swear to God I’m great now at falling


Yeh, I pulled a Ritu and slipped on some black ice in my drive.  I’m pretty sure I bruised the ribs that I’ve already broken a couple times.  And I landed on my fairly newly healed left arm.  Yea!!!!

Did I fly?”

No, you falled.

“F*****g A!”

Damn, I’m good at this shit!  Time to tone down the GI rhetoric.