So I;’m sitting at home completely minding my own business and being perfectly well behaved when the door bell rings. So there’s this wee one with missing teeth with her Mom and they are pulling one of those red wagons with Girl Scout cookies for sale. Ten minutes later I’m $20 shorter and I have two boxes of cookies that I really didn’t need and I let her keep the change. They don’t make that much on each sale anywho.
I’m telling you that there ought to be a law against Moms using kids with missing teeth from selling cookies to old guys.