Just so you know …


Even the infamous Minnesota Wingless Tree Dragons have to eat in this extreme cold.  I let it clean up everything that the sparrows threw all over the deck.

I don’t like them and I hate them messing with the feeders but even I have a heart.  Ok, maybe a small one but one none the less.

Holy Moley!

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I was browsing Amazon and I found these.  Man, I can just see some woman’s reaction if she saw me wearing these!  I bet that her heart would be filled with instant lust and she wouldn’t be able to resist nor keep her hands off of me.

Then again, maybe I’d hafta say “Oh ha ha!  And you can’t quit rolling on the floor laughing your ass off while you’re at it.”

A Minnesota Poem

A Minnesota Winter Poem (author unknown)

It’s winter in Minnesota,
And the gentle breezes blow.
Nearly 50 miles an hour
At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love Minnesota,
When the snow’s up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air,
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, winter here is wonderful.
So I guess I’ll hang around.
I could never leave Minnesota
Because I’m frozen to the ground.