It’s so cold out there that I saw a couple snowmen heading south to warm up. And that’s not the worst of it. We get to see that come Thursday morning. We’re doomed I tell you! Doomed!!! I’m just gonna die!
Where is the Global Warming that Al Gore talked about? I can use some of that right about now. Better yet, let’s send all of this cold south of here. Waaaaaay south of here. To like some place like … Florida. Yeh, Florida! Let me invest in some orange juice concentrate futures first tho.