I just got two boxes of moon pies and daaayyyuuum!! they are small. What the hell happened here? Corporate greed? Is it me or were these damn things larger in the past? These are like a “two bites and they are gone” thingee nowadays. This just aint right! What the hell do I need now? One of those mirrors that says “Objects in the mirror may appear larger than they actually are” or some moon pie Viagra???
I’m so depressed. I can eat half a box now. Ugh! I blame Jason and Gary.