Five Useless Things About Me


I’m posting this simply because my creative side has just been in the doldrums lately.  Let’s see …

1. I’m just a little anal about the minor details.  Like waiting and waiting for the right weather so I could finish up my hose reel.  Yeh, it’s not restoring an old Triumph or an old Aston but it keeps me off the streets, out of pubs, out of jail.   Plus I wanted it to look like I knew what I was doing after I finished it.

2. My zodiac sign is Cancer.  Which probably explains why I like to be in the kitchen.  Hey!  Show your love thru food.

3. I love screwing with the managers by tell them that I need to contemplate their issue and reach a moment of Zen before I can give them an answer.  They look at me with this “WTF???” look on their faces.

4. It’s sweater vest season for me once again in central Minnesota.  I just thought you would like to know it.

5. I’m contemplating what I will do in retirement.  One idea that I kicked around was to be a singer at The Met.  Too bad I can’t carry a tune in a bucket.  Maybe I could be a ticket seller there.