1. Mutter and swear underneath my breath tomorrow morning at the snow the Ice Maiden actually drops on us. Then get out the shovel and clear the sidewalk and drive.
2. Get with my hero Iggy to help throw frozen pooh at the fat man in North Korea.
3. Help my hero Iggy throw some fresh pooh at the fat man with the little hands who occupies the White House.
4. Go to the Walmart and hide in a clothing rack. Then wait for someone to move some of the clothes so I can yell “Hey! I’m changing in here!” at them.
5. Have a nice glass of wine Sunday evening and smile cuz I wasn’t arrested for doing any of the above.