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My Saturday To Do List


1. Drink my morning coffee.

2. Fire up the warp core of my star cruiser that I’ve kept hidden from the Government.  Of course you will have the good decency not to let the state DMV know I let the license tags lapse.

3. Check the status of my secret off shore bank accounts.  You didn’t read that one either.

4.  Hack El Presidente’s Twitter account and give the password to my hero Iggy and the Bat Boys so they can cause a little mischief over the weekend.

5. Reintroduce the IBM Corrective Selectric II typewriter to the market place just so I can hear millennials ask “Where’s the printer?  Where’s the monitor?  What operating system does it use?