I’ve got a great business idea!


It just kinda sorta popped into my lil’ ol’ pea pickin’ brain of mine while I was in the shower getting all soaped up.  I know a great way to make some money.  I’ve met so many stoopid ‘Murican tourist dudes in my travels and I’ve found a lot of them to be extremely gullible and ever so willing to part with their money if something sounds kinda sorta thrilling, dangerous and sexy all wrapped up into one big and expensive adventure.

I think I’m gonna get me a sponsor, move to Australia, get a big ol’ boat, get permitting, find me some hottie Aussie ladies (which won’t be hard at all) for my brochures and web site and introduce these ‘Muricans to the greatest thrill and best kept secret of all time in Australia …

Hand feeding Great White Sharks without a shark cage!!!

Hell, I could probably even get Iggy and the Bat Boys to come help out if they’re willing to move out of the south land.  Hey guys, I’ve heard Aussie ladies really dig guys with southern accents so that just may interest you.  It’s true.  I read it on the net!  I bet my Navy bro may like to partner in this as well.  It would be one big joint venture.

I can see it all now laid out before me in high definition colour for the web site and the shiny brochures.  Yeh, I can see those pictures of those pretty Aussie ladies in their bikinis with their big ol’ smiles and perty hair with the caption …

“Come feed with me!”

I just know there’s a ton of older ‘Murican dudes (like my brother) that would just willing fork over their hard earned cashola thinking they’d be going out on some big ol’ boat with these ladies.  They’d sooooo willing sign a Release of Claims against us whenever those Aussie ladies flashed their pearlies at them.  That and these guys would ever so willingly fork over their cashola for overpriced drinks on the dock before we even leave.  Added to this would be the likelihood that the Aussie ladies would make like a gazillion Australian dollars in tips before the boat even left the dock.  These ‘Murican dudes are soooooo stoopid!  We’d be making money hand over fist and could buy our own bank in Switzerland just to handle the influx of cashola.  I bet that I could probably even get El Presidente to try it out!  This would be sooooo easy!

Oh crap!  I just realized that I just gave away a great business idea.  Well gee, Jim!  Way to go!  I can now hear some Aussie dude saying …

“Thanks for the business idear, mate!”

(It really does read a lot better if you use your inner Aussie dude voice when you read that line  Try it!  It’s mucher betterer and morer entertaining that way.)

Well crap!  I suppose there’s always “Sheep Roping and Rasslin’ in New Zealand“.  Oh crap!  I just gave that idea away to some Kiwi or some Maori.  Way to go, Jim!  I blame Jason and Gary.

Don’t link this Danny.  Let Jason and Gary find it on their own.  They have like what?  A hunderty billionty followers anywho?  Someone will let them know.  Besides, Jason’s wife wants him to shovel snow today.  He has no time for goofing off on WP with the chore list that I heard that she has for him.

52 thoughts on “I’ve got a great business idea!

  1. Mornin’, Jim,
    Crikey! For a minute there I thought I was reading one of Buffalo Tom’s entrepreneurial ideas! You are absolutely right! Fearless = $! BIG $$$$! A single great white shark can eat his weight in tourists in a matter of minutes! I figure if we work this right we can earn enough money to buy a membership at Mar-A-Lago by Tuesday! Yahoo! The best part is… The sharks eat the evidence and are virtually maintenance-free and since the tourists are paying us to be shark food… there is virtually no overhead expense! And now, thanks to Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan we will received huge tax breaks and incentives To move jobs overseas! If you want me to, I’ll go ahead and start setting up The incorporation process in the Royal Cayman Islands! I think we should call the business “SHARK CHUMS” Get it?🐟

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    1. oh. I dunno about a membership at Mar-A-Lago. I don’;t think it’s smart to be seen there. I suspect that one day it may be one of those scenes of the peasants storming the Bastille and I like my head on my neck and not on a pike.

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      1. Afternoon, “Shark Chum,”
        We definitely wouldn’t be dining at Mar-A-Lago… They have a horrible Health Department rating on their kitchen. I’ve heard that they soak Trump’s “soiled delicates” in the same pot they use for spaghetti! And trust me, you don’t want to know where the turkey baster’s been! you know the food there is terrible when everybody orders McDonald’s instead… yikes!🍔🍟

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      2. did you see that documentary where a guy ate nothing but McDonald’s And his doctor made him stop because it was killing him?🍟🍔

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      3. I think Trump is a zombie troll and his steady diet of Big Macs, Filet-O-Fish, french fries and Shakes pass right through him directly to his adult diaper which he then sells to the NRA for 30 million dollars.

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  2. lol – you sound like my husband. About 20 years ago, he came up with an idea for “Mericans to run with hungry lions. He said he’d have them sign a waiver and everything…you know just in case they got eaten :-/

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  3. Australia?? why??? but it is beautiful there and not my piece of cake. Since my hubby was half Brit n half Aussie, I hate snakes, you may never know who is sleeping in your house or in your bathroom or toilet hahaha. Leave me in Europe pleeeez! But you should go visit, you know well it is a massive territory. But you will love it there and it is beautiful everywhere. ooh well sexy ladies are everywhere but you can do with some Aussie ladies – don’t forget your raincoat or you won’t want the rain to catch up with you hey hey! Good luck!

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      1. It is time you visit the south of EUK now. Should ever visit, get down at Heathrow, and take a Taxi to Richmond Upon Thames. You will be in a place that will never forget and you will be close to all places that everyone visits when they are in London, and I will come to take you out. Checkk Richmond Upon Thames and hotels, lots to choose from and I am just 5 minutes away from them all. Welcome to The River Thames!

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      2. I was very close to there I think when I got to London. I stayed in the Crown Plaza which was about a block from the the bridge that you cross over to get to Parliament and the Clock Tower.

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