I need a cat like this



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      • we definitely don’t like the Brazier Foods coupons because they have terrible chili dogs. But we do like DQ coupons for Dilly Bars and hot fudge sundaes and dipped cones… you can buy jars of sorghum molasses at our Dairy Queen along with jars of homemade BlackBerry preserves… and there’s a big jar where you can contribute your spare change to Kayla’s emergency leg surgery from when she “fell” down a well last summer… Eunice will give you a free makeover at our Dairy Queen if you buy $50 worth of her Mary Kay cosmetics and a large vanilla or chocolate cone. Eunice also sells a special blend of Dairy Queen slushy flavorings that makes an excellent mosquito repellent during the summer months. Eunice got a letter from the Dairy Queen franchise headquarters telling her if she didn’t stop selling unauthorized homemade stuff in jars and giving makeovers she would have to change the name of her Dairy Queen to Dairy Kween and come up with her own frozen dessert recipe. she says she isn’t worried because she hasn’t been using official Dairy Queen products for years and years…

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