Sitting there reading some emails when I heard a “POP” out on the deck. So of course my brain has to kick in.
“What was that?”
“It was just a pop.”
“How do you know?”
“It’s cold out. Things pop when they contract.”
“But what if it was Bigfoot?”
“Bigfoot?”
“Yeh. It could have been Bigfoot.”
“Out on my deck?”
“It could happen.”
“Why would Bigfoot be out on my deck?”
“It may be stealing your bird seed.”
“Why would it steal bird seed?”
“Cuz it was hungry.”
“It wasn’t stealing my bird seed.”
“AH HAH! You admit Bigfoot was out on your deck!”
“Shut up brain before I medicate you again. You sound like a divorce attorney right now.”
“Aren’t we a bitter person.”
“Shut up brain.”
Random Writings on the Bathroom Wall 
Your brain conversations are always funny, but also a bit scary. Our minds are endless like universe and you never know what comes next. “Pling”
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I am actually Laughing Out Loud! My brain has similar conversations … not of Big Foot though!
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must be the infamous Kiwi Sheepsquatch then
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Ahhh sounds more like it
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LMAO
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm…………or a bear. It could have been a bear. Not in the middle of town. Sure in the middle of town!! *hopes the door was locked because bears AND Bigfeet can open doors*
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it could have been something scarier like a divorce attorney
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true dat!
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especially if they are carrying a subpoena
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………….yup!
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Give him a break, he probably likes your bird seed.
Leslie
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Good conversation between you, yourself and you. 🙂
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it’s kinda scary when one answers themselves but I blame the meds 😉
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You talk to yourself the same way I do 😏
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we would have good conversations then 😉
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Oh, we would indeed! 🙂
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