It is colder than a well digger’s butt out there.  Not that I know any well diggers nor do I have any firsthand knowledge about their butts but that’s how the ‘Murican expression goes anywho. Wow!  It’s a balmy -5F (-21C) with a wind chill of -24F (-31C).  It makes me wanna hop a plane for the Greek Islands where it’s a lot warmer than here and hopefully with a lotta ladies in skimpy bikinis.

Make sure you’re wearing your wooly underwear if you’re coming here for Sunday’s game.  Just know you won’t find the likes of me outside that stadium waiting to get in.  Nope, nope, nope!  I’ll be home next to my fireplace.