Ummm … my homemade bread has decided to come to life or something and it started growing penicillin or fungus amungus or something that wanted to evolve and become self aware. All I know is I didn’t like the way that it snapped at me. It had sharp pointy teeth and big green eyes and terrible, vile breath and it appeared to act like a creature from another world or another dimension!. I swear I saw my whole life pass in front of my eyes when it lashed out t me. It escaped out the back door into the frozen tundra and disappeared into the wild of central Minnesota. I sure hope no one gets hurt.
Yeh. Let’s start over and bake up some fresh bread this afternoon. I think that will be safer in the long run.