So I recently got another badge from FitBit for walking 1,600 miles since last April. They say it’s the equivalent of walking Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. I have a couple problems with this:
- It’s not at all warm here like it would be at the Great Barrier Reef.
- I had no camera with me.
- I didn’t meet and flirt with any ladies from Oz.
On the plus side tho …
- No Great White Sharks tried to eat me.
- No crocodiles tried to eat me.
- No dingos tried to eat me.
- No dudes from Oz tried to feed to me sharks or crocodiles or dingos cuz I was flirting with their wives, girl friends or sisters.
I guess it’s not all bad.
You missed shrimp on the bobby!
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I’d need company for that. I hate eating alone.
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Wish I had that problem, I’d be so slim!
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food is meant to be enjoyed with family and friends and good drink
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I thought it was meant to be enjoyed always … when you’re happy, when you’re sad, when you’re with family and friends, when you’re alone.
Now I know what my problem is, thanks for clarifying!
Incidentally if I only ate when I was with friends or family, I’d probably die lol
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we don’t want ya to die. that would be bad.
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It’s summer in Australia now. It would be nice to go for a walk there.
Leslie
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just as long as you didn’t encounter their nasties.
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are they as bad as our nasties?
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I think they have bigger teeth and bigger spiders.
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probably a little more venom.
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ummmm … you can have em. 🙂
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😉
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😀
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🙂
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Walking the Great Barrier Reef? Need a swim suit for that.
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I suspect they think I walk on water
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::::blink blink::::
*shakes head to clear THOSE images……..Waves a vigorous HOWDY DO THAR!!*
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what images???
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getting eaten by…
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yh, that “chomp, chomp, chomp” doesn’t sound too good for me.
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*licks lips* nope
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oh lord
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*smiles evilly* Remember I’ll be in your neck of the woods on the 27th.
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Well Jim, there was quite a lot on the plus side….
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yeh, those husbands and boy friends sure can mess up a guy’s day.
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I like your look on the bright side…….😀
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well, I don’t like the idea that something can look at me and think “Mmmmm. corn fed. I bet he’s well marbled.”
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😀😀😀
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ha ha!
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