Hump Day Morning


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So I recently got another badge from FitBit for walking 1,600 miles since last April.  They say it’s the equivalent of walking Australia’s Great Barrier Reef.  I have a couple problems with this:

  1. It’s not at all warm here like it would be at the Great Barrier Reef.
  2. I had no camera with me.
  3. I didn’t meet and flirt with any ladies from Oz.

On the plus side tho …

  • No Great White Sharks tried to eat me.
  • No crocodiles tried to eat me.
  • No dingos tried to eat me.
  • No dudes from Oz tried to feed to me sharks or crocodiles or dingos cuz I was flirting with their wives, girl friends or sisters.

I guess it’s not all bad.

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