Why are short work weeks larger than normal ones? Why is my desk so dusty? Why is my coffee cup empty? How come I forgot to reboot my work laptop this morning? How come you never returned these items to Ace? You were supposed to do that last February. Did you forget to shut off the outside lights?
I really hate the first work day of the week. My brain isn’t thinking right. I’ll blame the frigid temps out there.
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.