Boxing Day


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It’s cool out there this morning.  It’s a rather tropical and balmy -22C (-8*F) and I’m really feeling the love this morning.  Of course my brain had to play dumb once again.

“Brrr!  It looks cold out there.”

“Well no foolin’ brain.  What did you think it was when you read the temp?”

“Well I was hoping that it was a mistake.”

“Nope.  It was no mistake.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

“Are you absolutely sure?”

“Yes.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“Cuz I checked more than one source.”

“But what if they’re wrong?”

“They’re not wrong.”

“Stick your head outside just to be sure.”

“I’m not gonna stick my head out there.  It’s cold.”

“Well, do it just to make sure.”

“No.”

“Oh c’mon.  Just this once.”

“No brain.  Now shut up.  It’s coffee time.”

“Just once.”

“No.”

“Oh c’mon ya big sissy.”

“Oh Jesus H Christ.  If I do it, will you shut up and leave me alone?”

“Uh huh.”

“Yeh right.”

So I stuck my head outside.

“JESUS!  IT’S COLD OUT THERE!”

“Well no foolin’ brain.  Why do I even listen to you?”

“Cuz you’re not that smart at times.”

42 thoughts on “Boxing Day

    1. sweetie, we have lil’ kids, pregnant Mommies and a houseful of good Christian girls living next door. (I know they’re good Christian girls cuz one of their Mom’s told me so when they rented the house next door and moved in) what do you want me to do? scare them to death at the sight of me stripped off???

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  1. That’s insane! It was 20 degrees Fahrenheit when I took my dog for a walk this morning. Even bundled up, it was cold. (-22) is dying weather. Especially if there is wind. Take care, and keep warm.

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  2. Mornin’, Jim! I see you have changed your profile/gravatar pic? Have you entered the federal witness protection program?😮
    ^^🙈

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    1. Shhhhhhh! someone may hear y0u! my name aint Jim no more. what is it? ummmm …

      crap! I forgot already. but I’m just here watching for UFOs, girls in bikinis and watching out for some guys in dark suits with dark sunglasses on and they could be in dark sedans or SUVs with dark tinted windows.

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      1. Your secret is safe with me… Even if they water board me… 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧🙊
        ^^🐵

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