Author: Jim
I think this is the part where you are to write something clever and witty about yourself. I’m solidly locked in middle age and content with myself. I love to travel to see and experience new things, new foods and new drink. I also like to cook and bake mainly because I like to eat. And I found out that I’m pretty good at both. I'm not a professional blogger nor do I want to be. I'll leave that to others while I'll kick back and post whatever suddenly pops into my brain. I'm more spontaneous anyway. And the rest we’ll just kinda sorta figure out as we go along. Feel free to leave comments or even just to say "Hello". Find me at: https://mnghostt.wordpress.com. Find me on Instagram at: ghosttrider77 View all posts by Jim
LOL!
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I think you have too much time on your hands. I think I’ll give all the kiddies your phone # and tell ’em it’s Santa’s hotline.
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Ummmm OK
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chuckle
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🙂
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It looks like Santa is an authoritarian control freak… his white sugar addiction is sure to spoil the Holler-Days for the rest of us. I liked it better when Santa was a fat old hippie.🎅🎄🎁
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Santie sounds like one of those far righters.
Where does he get all that money to pay for those toys?
He has elves working for him? Are they documented? Do they have union representation? Are they paid a living wage?
Why does he live on a compound?
What are the environmental impacts from all them reindeer and the poo that they make? What about methane in the atmosphere because of them?
Has there been a study of the effects to the ozone from flying reindeer in the atmosphere?
Why isn’t his flying reindeer and sleigh regulated?
Was that sleigh painted with lead based paint?
Why does he get to come in your house unannounced an uninvited?
Who decided that only he has absolute control of the naught or nice list?
How does one go on that list and how do you get off?
yeh. something doesn’t add up if you really think about it.
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Thank you, Jim. That is Christmas in a nutshell. it’s all part of the morbidly rich people’s plan to enslave us all. I believe those elves are victims of human trafficking. I’ve also heard that Santa drinks 2 six packs of Diet Coke per day!🎅🙊
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I thinks it’s two six packs of Hamms beer. that’s one big ol’ beer belly if you’ve ever seen one. and it aint perty neither.
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Hahahahaha!👍👍
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