Which is something that I do when I have nothing else to do and I’m left all by my onesy. Hey! You can’t blame me if I’m left without any adult supervision. It’s not my fault. Besides, that white stuff is falling here once again. Where was I? Oh yeh.
So I was thinking about my morning post and how I supposedly have some of that ancient DNA in me and then I got to thinking about the origins of words. I mean, maybe some of our words that we use today were words that Neanderthal caveman dude used back in the day. It could happen. How would we know otherwise? It’s not like they wrote anything down and the possibilities are endless when you sit down and think about it.
So maybe some words that we use today meant something different to caveman Ook. Words like …
Mister: Which meant “Man with club” back in the day.
Missus: Which meant “Caveman who clubs woman and takes her to his cave.”
Ms.: Derived from the caveman word “Miz” which meant “Cavewoman who hits man with club and takes him to her cave to wait on her hand and foot.”
Don’t roll your eyes. It could have happened like that.