My “To Do List” for the weekend


1. Continued global conquest.

2. Defeat North Korea.  Make the fat guy apologize to Jason.

3. Take away El Presidente’s Twitter account.  Break his phone while I’m at it.

4. Replace the Euro with the Canadian Loonie.

5. Ascertain if women truly are from Venus and men are from Mars.

6. Conduct a scientific study to determine why there are square boxes for round pizzas.

7.  Claim I have the patent and copyrights to “Pumpkin Spice” and place a lien against Starbucks and Caribou charging a dollar for every over priced cup of coffee that they sell using those two words.

Yeh.  That should keep me out of trouble for a bit.