30 responses to “Smooth Jazz Sunday Evening #128: Steve Oliver – Why

      • LOL! Iggy has a hair trigger! if a republican comes on the TV… we have to wheel a big sheet of plexiglass in front of it. We call it a “Defcon level 1 poop alert!”
        ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™Š
        ^^ Gunther

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      • Hahaha! we’re thinking about making it a credited course for Trump University students! ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘
        ^^Iggy๐Ÿต

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      • … Trump University strongly encourages Student Financial Aid and creating 1.2 trillion dollars in student loans for bogus degrees from Scam Schools like Trump University. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ฐ

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      • we really need to start a school to get ahold of some of that money. I’m sure my SIL can design a cool looking certificate of accomplishment or some damn thing.

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      • Hahaha!
        My basic rule is this… find the lowest price for the best degree online. I never pay more than $29.95 for a degree. my resume is so loaded with degrees that I now receive honorary degrees, at no charge, from online universities! That’s how I got my master explosives technician and VCR repair technician degrees! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ‘ ITT Tech is now offering buy one- get one free degrees!
        I think it would be a good idea to offer a “degree punch card” so that once you get your card completely punched you get a free PHD in the field of your choice… NO doctoral thesis required! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
        ^^ Buffalo Tom Peabody PhD Etc.

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      • Hey! I’ll trade you my fast food management degree for your truck driving degree! I’ll even throw in my Tupperware starter kit… you’ll be able to throw your first Tupperware party as early as tonight! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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      • oh no. I’m looking forward to having a beer belly and wearing a ball cap all the time. plus I can drive around the country doing my best Jerry Reed imitation.

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      • Okay, but don’t come crying to me when you retire and find out that Republicans have stolen your Social Security/Medicare and you have to work as a Walmart greeter to pay for your prescriptions, for less than minimum wage, until the day you drop just to make ends meet all because you can’t drive a truck anymore because you have acute hemorrhoids…. that’s when that Burger King french fry manager position will start looking pretty good!
        I also have a debating degree and fortune-telling certificate! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
        ^^ the Swami Buffalo Tommy PHD Etc.

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      • I have faith that the ‘Murican peoples will reach that point where they are tired of these Right Wingers in office and vote em out. then I’ll be in a position to use my “Underwater Basket Weaving Degree” that I earned. I figure I’ll make a fortune selling them at a street corner or in the WalMart parking lot.

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      • I have just consulted my Magic 8-Ball and it says, “Try again later” so I immediately tried again and it said, “Don’t be in such a big hurry.” I know that my Magic 8-Ball is accurate because I’ve monkeyed with the floaty type thingy inside the jar of blue water… well since you have the coveted underwater basket weaving degree… I can’t help you. ๐Ÿ˜’
        ^^ the Swami Buffalo Tommy PhD Etc. & Magic 8-Ball repair…

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      • I got it from from this school that I found in a DC comic book. they said they were a Big 40 school which they said makes them four times better than any Big 10 school and the course was only $19.95 plus S&H. i figured it was a good price and must be a good school if they had an advertisement in a comic book.

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      • $19.95 is an excellent price!
        Iggy ordered a teleprompter from DC Comics so that he can become “Teleprompter Iggy” and “Regular Iggy!” He’s going to challenge “Teleprompter Trump” to a teleprompter debate. They will argue “Is Donald Trump a Nazi or just constipated?”

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      • Whenever Donald Trump says, “You know it’s true.” The “you” he is referring to is actually a squirrel turd he carries in his pocket. It’s his “signature scent” a gift from Vladimir Putin. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜
        ^^ Gunther Tootie, undercover cop

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      • LOL! My first question would be; why are you attending a Trump rally in the first place? One thing you should know is most of the people attending Trump rallies are hopped up on painkillers, Crisco and Breitbart News! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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      • Oh! Oh! Were you high at the time?!? What were you smoking… I mean thinking? Now I’m sure Jeff has a profile on you for sure… ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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