Day: July 21, 2017

Woo Hoo! It’s the weekend!

Image Posted on


giphy

Advertisements

I thought it was Reba that night

Posted on


images

With all of that bodacious red hair and sultry voice.  Ah man.  I was transfixed right then and there.  She even smiled at me, winked and blew me a kiss.  It was instant lust.

And then I remembered I was at a drag show at the old Riviera Casino in Las Vegas.  Man, life is so unfair sometimes.

Five for Friday

Posted on Updated on


It’s that time of week once again where I pit myself against my brain for total control of my universe.  Let’s see …

1. I ingratiated once again with my boss.  Well, actually I severely aggravated the s**t outa him.  But hey!  Do what one does best, right?

2. My poor MacBook.  Jim needs to stop procrastinating and get on this poor thing this weekend.

3. I had two little girls who spent the night.  Now I just have to get them moving in the right direction, get them dressed and get them fed.  It’s like herding cats.

4. I applied to join a secret Ninja society and they just laughed and said “No”.  I should sue for age discrimination.

5. I know someone hunting for Great White Sharks off of the coast of Oz.  And they do it with a knife!  I could do that.  Well, come to think of it the sharks would probably look at me and think “Mmmmmm!  Corn fed and well marbled!!!”  Maybe that wouldn’t be such a good idea for me to go swimming there.

Okey dokey Pokey.  That’s it for this week.  Feel free to comment and/or leave a friendly “Hi!” and a wave as you pass thru.

A Thought for Thank Gawd It’s Friday

Image Posted on


69fb3cda31540f8b63d5eff5fb05b897--work-humor-humour