These are all fogged over from last night’s rain and the heat. it’s gonna be a humid one today in central Minnesota. While that may be good for corn, it’s not good for Jim. Heat I can stand. Humidity? Well it makes whatever is left of my hair all frizzy and stuff and that’s just not good no matter how you slice it or dice it.
My next electric bill is gonna be humongous.
So you look like Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future?
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well not quite like him or a wild man from Borneo
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Hi Jim, yeah humidity is no fun 😏
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hey sweetie. where ya been? off hunting Great Whites and Salt Water Crocs?
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Yep and swimming off coral reefs. 😎 But wanted to check in with some blog buddies.
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oh cool. an Aussie lady swimming and hunting sharks. I bet you have a knife in your mouth while you’re swimming. thats kinda sexy. 😉
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Haha, that’s an interesting picture. I might have something else there instead. 😏
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something better than a knife clenched between your teeth??? Oooooo. Aussie girls rock!
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Better believe it babe.
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OMG. my heart is going 90 miles per hour
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Take it easy there Jim 😏
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LOL. you crack me up.
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So do you 🙂
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oh that’s just me sucking up to you ladies
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It’s raining here at the moment.
Leslie
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rain is good. 🙂
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to a point…..
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are you building an ark???
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Not yet but it’s on the drawing board.
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make sure you have storage for plenty of toilet paper. it will be a long time before you’ll find some if you ever need that thing.
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Last time it only took 40 days and nights.
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maybe that was the first global warming incident
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The Big Guy was severely TEED OFF.
Leslie
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who cares if trump is teed off. he can go play golf and shut up.
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He’s not the guy I’m referring to.
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Ohhhhh! You meant Paul Ryan. we don’t care what he thinks either.
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Not him either.
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Jim, have you tried Brylcreem or Dippity Do? Under extremely humid conditions I mix the two which gives me a high-performance pomade that is not unlike the vulcanization process used to protect plywood from warping in hurricanes. It’s also economical because even shampoo won’t penetrate it and it takes about 3-6 months to grow out or wear off. In an emergency you can soak it off with a mixture of nail polish remover, Pine-Sol and Ajax scouring cleanser… followed by a vinegar & Clorox rinse. As an added bonus, this treatment also kills fleas! It’s a win-win! 👍💡👍
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and I just bet you have to beat of the ladies because they are attracted like flies to you. I don’t know if I could handle all of that pressure and attention. I mean, it’s not like I’m Buffalo Tom or Gunther or Iggy.
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HA! I read the comments on your blog and it’s plain to see that ladies find you Suave and debonair! Don’t let a little frizzy hair spoil your image when a little dab of my patented hair preparation (I’m a certified patent attorney thanks to a recent diploma from ITT Tech online Law School) will guarantee a swooning stream of gorgeous females at your door. Peabody’s Miracle Hair Pomade & Hair Tonic (patent pending) will soon be available online for the low low price of $19.95! No personal checks please! Visa and MasterCard welcome. if you act within the next 10 minutes we will double your order, just pay separate shipping and handling! Supplies are limited! 😎
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Ha! suave and debonair? pfft! I’m just a poor ol’ country boy from Iowa. these big city ladies have their ways about them and they could easily confused and befuddle a naive old guy like me.
so when are you going on QVC? I’m consider you being in the big time when I see you on there.
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Is QVC still on? Me and the guys left in protest when they fired Kathy Levin. I believe she could talk non-stop for 24 hours on any topic. The last time I saw Kathy was in a Nutrisystem commercial with Marie Osmond… frankly I don’t think Marie is cutting the mustard with those diet food shysters. I once heard Kathy Levine talk for a solid hour about a battery operated and waterproof shower radio. Kathy said it would be impossible for the radio to electrocute me in the shower no matter how wet it got. I didn’t order one but I thought she was very convincing. I usually put my Android in a ziplock bag and watch Netflix while I shower. I feel like if I’m paying for a Netflix subscription I’m wasting money when I’m not watching it. I heard that Marie Osmond got every member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to sign up for the Nutrisystem program… and now the tenor section is experiencing a rickets epidemic… or was it scurvy? I just read a book about Pirates nutrition and I get it confused with the Osmond family’s eating habits. I read in the National Enquirer that Jimmy Osmond… he’s the youngest one… has never eaten a vegetable… even though he bit Donny once by accident. Well, I’ve got to go, I need to take a shower and Gilligan’s Island is coming on Netflix!
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Umm…no…what a tragedy 😕 But here is how I fix it…first disappointment at having frizzy hair 🤦♀️ then 💇 or 💆 lol 😂
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LMAO!!! ya goose! too funny. 🙂
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I know…humidity makes my hair frizzy as well 😏 but the view is lovely like looking through frosted glass 🙂💕
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so is there an emoji for your frizzy hair???
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Poor Jim 😩😳 Sorry Honey.
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LOL. no worries sweetie. life is good. 🙂
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