So there I was. Sitting alone at my dining room table. I had the screen door open while the sunlight streamed in after a God awful cold night. I was listening to the birds sing, the cars go by and the jets fly in overhead as they were on their way into MSP. I was being perfectly well behaved because it is Holy Week and I would like to see the Easter Bunny bring me a basket of goodies instead of the mail lady bringing me bills.
Suddenly there was a knock at my front door.
“KNOCK! KNOCK!”
I go to it, open the door and who’s there to my surprise? Why it’s none other than former President Barack Obama who looks at me and says _____________ (fill in the blank)
So what did he say to me? Put your thinking caps on and come up with something creative, funny, good, wild, etc.
If it were me, my answer would be …
“Hey! Do you know this guy across the street and do you think we could talk him out of flying his “Trump” flag?”
Well I suppose I just lost out on an Easter basket for this year.
hmm… this is a tough one. I think he’d say “I got a job for you, my good citizen. ” “What is it?” “Oh, you’ll know when the time come.” He winks and walks away.
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just like a liberal. dangle a carrot and then walk away.
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Haha! 😀
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ha ha! 🙂
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Would you like to go on vacation with me? Could use someone to talk to 😂
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absolutely. 😀
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Uncle Sam needs you!
Leslie
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Uncle Sugar had me for 20 years. that’s why I’m paid to stay away from him. LOL
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There, you have your reply all ready.
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LOL
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and it’s a good one too!
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I hope so! 🙂
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😉
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AND PRESIDENT OBAMA SEZ (drum roll please) “What you were expecting the Easter Bunny?”
~~dru~~
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LMAO
and I’d say “Actually … Yes!”
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And he would reply “Naw, it’s that other schmuck that lays the eggs”. …..me
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“you sure don’t look like Trump!”
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I really wish you would have taken that job as National Master Gardener Extraordinaire
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yanno, I thought about it but it only paid GS-09 pay and it was in Coon Rapids, Minnesota. I didn’t know anyone actually lived in Coon Rapids.
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I know 2 people who live there. I’ve actually *gasp* BEEN there!!
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so have I
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Well….hello…..I’ll let you know next time I’m up there!
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