So there I was standing out by the Eiffel Tower (hey, I’ve actually done it) completely minding my own business and being a great example of what a tourist should be like. Yeh, I know it’s hard to believe but I was totally a poster boy of what a good Catholic kid would look like. Suddenly this lady came up to me and said _______________. (fill in the blank)
Feel free to use your creative imaginations to your limit.
Being the notorious monoglot that I am, I have no earthly clue what she said in what ever language and all I could do is smile and say “Huh???“