So there I was all alone and sitting in a restaurant. I was being completely minding my own business and being perfectly well behaved (I could swear I heard a snicker coming from the south). Suddenly this hot looking red headed waitress in one of them short skirts and heels comes up to me and says to me _______________. (fill in the blank)
So what did she say to me? Feel free to let your imagination run wild and be creative to your lil’ ol’ pea pickin’ heart’s desire.
If it were me I’d say she said “You want fries with that burger?”
She’d wrestle you to the ground first . Oh sorry sir thought you had a gun in there 😂
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LOL. not a snowball’s chance in hell for me but good answer.
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Just for making your poor imaginary waitress doing her job in heels you should be sentenced to wearing high heels for a week.
No idea what American waitresses say. Here they would probably ask you whether you’d like another Maß Bier 😉
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LOL. good answer.
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Stand up and give me a real standing ovation, you pervert!
(those who have seen The Producers will understand this 😀 )
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LMAO! good answer.
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Are U alone (will order now) or waiting someone and order than?! (I had hunch that she might say something like that) 🙂
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LOL. Good answer. 😀
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People’s mostly thinking that man can not eat alone 🙂
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🙂
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Seen enough or are you waiting to order?
~~dru~~
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LOL. busted. good answer.
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The waitress would say (with a southern accent) to you (not to me): Oh my gosh, you’re totally the one who broke my sister’s heart.
You would think for a minute and would realize this girl has you mistaken for someone else: Oh I’m so sorry ’bout that but I…
The waitress interrupts: Oh you’re sorry? She spent the night eating a tub of ice cream and now she’s at a fat camp. You’re gonna pay for this. (She throws a drink in your face)
Now, you’re angry: Hey, wait a minute, I was merely sympathizing. I don’t know your sister. I think you had me confused with someone else. (She shows you a picture) Nope, never met her in my life.
The waitress gasped: Oh my gosh mister, I’m so sorry. (She offers to dry you up and offers a free meal but you’ve had enough and you stormed out of there)
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you must know some redheads. LOL. good answer.
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Not in real life. 😀
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don’t they’ll corrupt you. LOL
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Redheads are fierce. Don’t mess with them.
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yeh but maybe I’ll meet up with Reba some day. I heard she’s single once again. woo hoo!
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😀 Good luck to ya.
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nah, she’d prolly look at me and say “Would you introduce me to your brother?’ ugh!
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Haha! 😀
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LMAO 🙂
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but you don’t have a brother……………..?
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a couple.
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oh.
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Sir, is that your phone that’s ringing?
Leslie
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LOL. good answer!
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