So there you were walking down the sidewalk in your neighborhood completely minding your own bizness and being the model of what a perfect citizen and good neighbor would look like. Suddenly this dude jumps out of one of your neighbor’s hedges and confronts you saying …
“Ha! There you are. I’ve finally found you. I now scoff at you. Scoff, scoff, scoff.”
So you’re standing there thinking __________. (fill in the blank)
What were you thinking? Feel free to allow you imagination to run rampant.
If it were me I’d be thinking “Dude. Have you completely lost your damn mind? Are you that Gary guy that Jason is always blaming? Why are you bothering me. Take your silly self to Colorado and harass him for crying out loud! OMG! You’re not Gary! You’re that Donald Trump guy! OMG! Don’t you know that there are lil’ kids, lil’ ol’ blue haired ladies and priests around here? What are you trying to do? Make them die laughing at you?? Put some clothes on for Pete’s sake! Is that a toupee you’re wearing or has a rabid squirrel taken up residence on your head?“
I’d turn my back on him and walk away. (to live another day)
Leslie
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good answer
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I’ve had that happen. There’s no arguing when someone has a screw loose.
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I ran across one of those in Mainz, germany
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Worrisome isn’t it?
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well you don’t know what they are capable of. I guess I fall back on military training when I’m around them.
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Good point.
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“Who is this psycho and how quickly can I run right now?!” The New Yorker in me would naturally add “no thank you, not interested.” Lol
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ha ha! good answer!
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Haha thanks! Keep these posts coming, I love them!lol
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🙂
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*Slap*
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followed by laying down a rather abusive butt whooping on him. LOL
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Yup 🙂
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don’t forget your haka
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ohhh yes … nice touch 😉
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I’d poke out my little behind and yell out go ahead make my day 😂
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ha ha! sassy answer!
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the devil in me typed it 😈
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LMAO.
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My thought? Shit I shouldn’t have eaten that 2nd cheeseburger.
~~dru~~
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LMAO! good answer!
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Ooh, I’m not sure how to respond to this other than whoever this is had just pissed off the wrong person.
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LOL. get em tiger!! grrrrrrrowwwwwlllll
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