Jars will come to fear my power


Stubborn jar lids will soon shake in fear my new found powers.  Soon they will be saying “The force is strong with this one.”

This is what they get when they are confronted with a man with a good credit card, a stubborn determination, an America’s Test Kitchen and an Amazon.com account.


47 thoughts on “Jars will come to fear my power

  1. In Sweden a food company’s new easy-open lids are bifurcated. The middle portion is vacuum sealed with the can and an outer movable ring opens or closes the can at the rotational movements.

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    1. it works great once you figure out how it works (which takes like 2 minutes). it’s fairly cheap too on Amazon. I like it. my oldest eyeballed it and I told her that it better not find its way into her purse by accident.

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  2. Score one for “our” side. Even with my very week hands and wrists I seldom resort to mine because pounding those jar lid edges on my linoleum kitchen floor helps rid me of a lot of pent up aggression. Particularly the one shit I have to heat up the dinner.
    ps: Goddesses are meant to have a host of personal “servants” read-slaves who heat up AND wash for you. giggle

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      1. A Perfectmindstorm

        I know that, but you know I just have to pick on you because that is what you do to me. We’ve been doing this for like ten years !!

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      2. A Perfectmindstorm

        Hahaha, YES, the first time you ever spoke to me you were harassing me about too many graphics on my page and you been picking on me ever since 😀

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      3. I think you’re confusing me with any one of the numerous men on Multiply who were after you in amorous ways in order to separate you from your mansion earnings. me? oh I was a poster boy on what a good Catholic boy would look like. yep. I was the innocent one.

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  3. Amen! Let’s hear it for the manly men who can open jars for us. Also wine corks!

    I sometimes think I’d be divorced by now, but then I’d have no one around to force our ancient can opener to actually open cans.

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