26 comments on “Question for you

  1. I’d always loved to see the chubby dude who was too cowardice to admit he liked me during high school freshman year to pound on my door and says out of breath, “you were always the one.” Now that would be hilarious. I’d say “um sorry you’re about a decade too late.” 😀

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  2. It’s you and you say ” can I hide out at your place for awhile because the other night I answered the door and there was this hillbilly lady from Arkansas standing on my doorstep with her 15 kids by 13 men and she said “Oh Jim, I finally tracked you down and I have brought all my kids with me because my husband is back in prison and I have been in love with you for years and years and you would make the best daddy to my brood” so can I please please hide out here at your house in the land of eternal summer, I promise to be a good pool boy and bake you fresh bread everyday and by the way, do you still have those old playboy magazines from the plantation, because I could sell them on ebay to finance a trip to Europe where I can watch pretty ladies walking down the street and none of them would be from Arkansas and she could not track me down across the pond”

    Now did you get that? it is two different people talking up there.

    Oh but you better call ahead otherwise I won’t answer the door anyway.

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