So there you are walking down on a sidewalk in your home town being perfectly well behaved and completely minding your own bizness. (yeh I know it’s a reach for some of you but stay with me here and use your imagination) Suddenly, a big black limo comes to a screeching halt next to you.
‘SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHH”
A door suddenly flies open and now you’re face to face with Donald Trump. He looks at you and says …
“You look like a typical American who wants to make America great again. I’m on my way to Hooterville and I have to talk to a bunch of good ol’ boys and I haven’t a clue what I should say to them. I need your help because my staff is suddenly testifying to Congress about the Russian ambassador or something like that and since they are caught up with Congress, I have absolutely no one to tell me what to say. Please give me two things that I should talk about.”
Now since you’re a good citizen who wants to exercise a civic duty and since he has these really big guys in black suits, white shirts, black ties, carrying really big guns and have absolutely no sense of humor you tell him …
“Mister President, you should really tell those good ol’ boys _______________” (fill in the blank)
Now if it were me I’d tell him that he should tell them that Hillary should be appointed to some office since that would be a great thing for the country and how the Afford Care Act should not be repealed; it should be made better. Then I’d ask if I could come along cuz I’d wanna see the reaction from the crowd. I wonder if I should ask the Secret Service guys if I could borrow one of their Kevlar vests???
Yep, I reckon you should borrow that vest and get the hell out of there. This Aussie chick ain’t sticking round for that sort of action.
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hahahhahaha …. Thank you for the morning laugh!
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you’re welcome. 😀
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Besides him saying that this was all too much for him and that the doctor was right and he has an untreated case of advanced syphilis that has traveled to his brain and he is handing over his office to the person who won the popular vote because he is greatly unqualified, I really wouldn’t help him get gas.
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you have to wonder sometimes.
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The party is over because I’ve decided to resign. I’m not really making America great again. Forget the wall too!
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you wish. LOL
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😂
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🙂
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Nice BLOG!!! ADD my BLOG!!! Kisses!!!!
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thank you. thanks for the follow. I did a follow on you too. 🙂
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I don’t think he needs help with these folks…he knows exactly what to say to them, and it seems to have worked for him so far. It got him elected.
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true enough
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I just wonder who you are trying to impress with that Hillary suggestion.
Roll eyes, says no more 😀
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ha ha! gotcha! I just added it to see who I’d get a reaction out of.
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Since he is not a very good extemporaneous speaker, I think he should talk about things he is intimately acquainted with such as; worldwide sex trafficking/prostitution/pornography and the gambling rackets. Seriously. 👍👍
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OMG. LOL. good answer!
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LOL! if he has the time for a third topic I would suggest money laundering. 👍👍
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now why would anyone in their right mind wanna put money in their Whirlpool?
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Stay home and bring all troops back. These never ending wars have to stop.
Leslie
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know some GI wives that would love this answer.
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God bless them.
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If it was me, I’d say, “well mister president, you’ve chosen the worst possible person. I ain’t a talker and I know nothing about politics. (Imitating a southern accent). You’ll have to find someone else to talk all that gibberish for you.”
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OMG! you with a southern accent. that would make a great YouTube vid. great answer!
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Oh it definitely would. 😀
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🙂
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‘You need to open with “wassup my niggahs” … then move into 1. an apology to all women worldwide, for being an asshole. 2. that you’ll be stepping down as potus and are giving the job to “Jim”. You need to close your speech with “As-salamu alaykum”.
🙂 😉
btw, I like these question things your doing … they stretch the imagination 😉 You’d make a most excellent potus 🙂
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ROTFLMFAO. And end it with a really good haka.
OMG, I’m dying here from this response. OK, I got the Kiwi and Maori vote.
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LOL …. I’m pleased you approve 😉 The haka would be a most excellent touch!! 🙂
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and fun to watch 🙂
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🙂 The whole scenario would be awesome to watch hahaha
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Oh I think it would be damn funny but I’m a bit warped like that. 😉
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Me too 😉
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