About last night


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So I was laying in bed last night all snuggled in listening to the rain outside and I hear a couple light pounding sounds against the wall.

“What was that?”

“It was nothing brain.  Go back to sleep.”

“thump”

“There it goes again.  What was it?  Is someone trying to get in the house?”

“No brain.  It’s nothing.  It’s probably some sound echoing against the house.”

“How can you be so sure?”

“I’m not.  I’m just saying it was probably some sounds that are echoing.”

“So it could be anything.”

“Yeh.  I suppose so brain.  Now shut up and go to sleep.”

“But what if it were space aliens?”

“It wasn’t space aliens.”

“How do you know?  Did you go look?”

“No brain and I’m not getting out of this bed.”

“thump”

“There it goes again.  What if it’s some crazy lunatic who would get in the house and then slice your throat with a knife.  What would you do then?”

“Probably bleed to death.”

“You need to go look.”

“FINE!”

“OK, I looked and there’s nothing out there.  No lunatics with a knife.  No space aliens trying to abduct me.  No Bigfoot.  No zombies.”

“What if it was Donald Trump?”

“Where the f**k did that come from??  STFU brain before I douse you in alcohol to make you shut up.”

We somehow managed to get some sleep after that.

 

 

 

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Jim

I think this is the part where you are to write something clever and witty about yourself. I’m solidly locked in middle age and content with myself. I love to travel to see and experience new things, new foods and new drink. I also like to cook and bake mainly because I like to eat. And I found out that I’m pretty good at both. I'm not a professional blogger nor do I want to be. I'll leave that to others while I'll kick back and post whatever suddenly pops into my brain. I'm more spontaneous anyway. And the rest we’ll just kinda sorta figure out as we go along. Feel free to leave comments or even just to say "Hello". Find me at: https://mnghostt.wordpress.com.

36 thoughts on “About last night”

    1. what do I need a “him” for? a “him” is of no use to me. and I’ve seen where the Mounties have been catching people at the border and they weren’t even wearing their red coats. how disappointing. I want a Mountie in a red coat to meet me so I feel welcomed. 🙂

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      1. Well we Canadian are nice people and the Mounties don’t want to scare anyone unlike you know who. My brain is sore just thinking about him. Let me know when you are coming and I will wear my red coat.

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