I’m home and I’m cleaning the stove. Whoa! Slow down there kid. This dazzling south metro urbanite lifestyle moves kinda fast at times and it never takes “No” for an answer. The next thing you know I’ll be cleaning floors.
Now all I need is some sex goddess along the lines of a Judy Tenuta to turn me into her stud puppet. Yanno, I’m just a poor ol’ country boy. I don’t know just how much longer I can live life in this fast lane that I’m currently in.