Here’s a Minnesota Joke for You

Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Alexandria, Minnesota. The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole’s said, “Ole…What in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes?  You’re naked.”

“Yah, I know,” said Ole. “You see, I vas over to dat ‘playboy’ Swen’s for his birthday party.  Dere vas about ten of us. Der vas boys and girls.”

“Is that right?”, his policeman friend asked.

“Yah Yah, Anyway, dat Swen, he says, ‘Everybody get into the bedroom!’ So vee all go into the bedroom….where den he yells, ‘Everybody git naked!’ Vel, vee all got undressed.  Den he yells, ‘Everybody go to town!’  I guess I’m the first one here.”


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    1. no worries. “Go to town” is loosely translated to “Start having sex.” the joke is on Ole. He thought it literally meant to the town as bare ass as he was.

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      1. There’s no Denny’s here. I wish there was and there’s no such thing as “pancakes” at McD’s either. It’s all a weird combination of Chinese and Western food. Ugh!

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