Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Alexandria, Minnesota. The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole’s said, “Ole…What in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes? You’re naked.”
“Yah, I know,” said Ole. “You see, I vas over to dat ‘playboy’ Swen’s for his birthday party. Dere vas about ten of us. Der vas boys and girls.”
“Is that right?”, his policeman friend asked.
“Yah Yah, Anyway, dat Swen, he says, ‘Everybody get into the bedroom!’ So vee all go into the bedroom….where den he yells, ‘Everybody git naked!’ Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, ‘Everybody go to town!’ I guess I’m the first one here.”
HAHAHAHA!
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They forgot the bowl with the car keys ? 😂
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Don’t get it 😩
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no worries. “Go to town” is loosely translated to “Start having sex.” the joke is on Ole. He thought it literally meant to the town as bare ass as he was.
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i posted a true police story but this one is funny 🙂
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I see it
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I needed a good laugh today. 😂
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ha ha! 🙂
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It is good!😂😂😂
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Ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Oh my gosh, that’s so funny and I’m wide awake now at 4 am, thanks a lot.
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drink tea and go back to bed.
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Haha, that won’t help. That’d just makes me more awake!
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go running around outside yelling “I’m from Utah, I’m a Mormon and I’m here to convert as many of you as possible.” take pics while you do it.
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Haha, no, I’m not a mormom and I’m not going to do that. It’s 50 degrees and I’m freezing. I rather be nice and warm tugged in bed.
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50*??? I’d be in shorts if it were 50* here.
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I thought I’d be too but strangely, it’s rather cool at 50.
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you got used to it. it ruined you. great. ugh!
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Probably.
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ok, well wear sandal with the shorts and just move around kinda fast
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No thanks I’d rather eat something really hot.
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maybe Mickey Dees is open
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Haha, definitely but no I’m not going there.
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Ok well have fun at Denny’s. personally I’d go for the big pancake brekkie at Mickey Dees versus that Denny’s Grand Slam thingee.
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There’s no Denny’s here. I wish there was and there’s no such thing as “pancakes” at McD’s either. It’s all a weird combination of Chinese and Western food. Ugh!
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OMG! where are you at??? are you trying to me that there is one part of this world that Mickey Dees hasn’t ruined yet???
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Where I’ve been for the last month! China! There’s like five of them around me and all of them serve porridge. Of all things!
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porridge? ummmm … are you now Goldilocks or are you Baby Bear?
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I think I’d be the baby bear.
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you better go check to see who’s sleeping in your bed and if it’s a blondie girl, kick her ass
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I sure will!
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let out your war bear voice when you kick her butt
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Yep!
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