Minding my business and behaving myself (yeh, it’s possible. it can happen.) and joking with one of the waiters which is OK because he gives me a bad time and I give it right back to him. We call it “giving each other the bizness“. Anywho, he gives me my check and mentions that there is a new 10% tax that will be added on to the bill at the cash register.
“Oh yeh, what’s that for?”
OK, 15 seconds later … LIGHT BULB!
“What did you just tell me? You smart@ss! I can’t believe you got that one by me.”
Ugh! It’s gonna be a long four years.