Good news! I am now 6 foot 2 inches tall AND … (yes there is an “and”) … and … I have no grey hair! Ya see, I knew all along that the nurses were understating my height whenever I went to the clinic for checkups. They must have had me confused with some other guy.
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LOL yes and I’m 25 and don’t get called ma’am anymore!
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ha ha! that’s cuz you women are crafty and you have your ways.
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Lol yes.
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ha ha!
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How do you not get any greys I had a handful pulled out today need to look good for the New Year 😂
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I have that sexy Irish blood in me, that’s how. 😉
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😂 must be the Guinness
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I think it’s the look of the devil in our eyes
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My sister married an Irish and so did my cousin. Have to say they’ve got a great sense of humour . Don’t know about the drinking though 😊
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I am mostly a social drinker.
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LOL … I’m not grey either #altfact2 😉
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don’t forget “and I still rock young guys.”
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LOL
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LOL
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This made me laugh, but now I want to cry.
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why cry?
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Oh! I know it’s the “Just For Men” that got the nurse confused 😉
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that or the Old Spice aftershave. but you know how it is for we devilishly handsome older guys.
hehehehehehehehehehe
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Do men change to Old Spice after a certain. My dad used to use that. Lol
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I mean after a certain age.
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dunno. maybe it’s what their wives buy for them. Me? I prefer Armani.
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That still doesn’t explain why my dad wore. Mom and dad were divorced when I was eight years old… Lol
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OK, so he bought into the Madison Avenue commercials.
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Lol. Maybe
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I would wear Old Spice but I don’t want to be constantly beating away all of you young girls who become lustful from the smell of it. I know you ladies just can’t help yourselves around an Old Spice guy.
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Pfffft! Lol
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uh huh. see? busted!
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Lol!
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So we’re into “alternative facts” are we?
Leslie
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sure. why not? others are and it makes for some amusing posts.
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Anything goes?
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apparently so.
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You don’t have to buy into that, you know.
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you think I’m being serious?
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You never know…..
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I’ll leave this phrase “just kidding Leslie” when I do these.
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You’re putting me on….
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why would I do that? you’re one of my most favorite Canadian type people. there are several but you made the cut. 😉
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Good to know….
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that’s just me sucking up whenever I can. 🙂
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Ah haaaa…
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LOL
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😉 “pling”
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no gray hair, huh? well…are you using Grecian formula?
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that leads me to Alternative Fact #2 where I state that I use no chemicals.
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hahaha!
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ha ha!
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My first response was a smile, but, then I realized… this latest manifestation of insanity to surface in the political world (the concept of ‘alternative facts’) is gaining far more acceptance than I had realized among the general population, which does not bode well for the human race. Our culture already places too much credence on lies; just look at how many Obama got away with! Now, this ability to deny reality has progressed to the point the voters actually elected a “reality show” star to act as if his insane view of the world is real. Moreover, they’ve now given him access to nuclear weapons!
It’s pathetic, and dangerous, to say the least, to place one’s faith, and security, in the hands of a man who believes his own bullshit….
I’m 5’7″ tall; always have been. But, height really doesn’t matter, at all, except at Disneyland….
gigoid, the dubious
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hey, whatever it takes just as long as I can get on the Space Mountain ride.
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