Lunch Time


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My doctor, being the rather proper doctor that she is, suggested that I at least “try” to eat better.  I asked her if was before or after I had a large Snickers bar and a cheese burger.  She obviously saw little humor in it given the way that she rolled her eyes at me.  But that’s OK cuz I know she’s a Mom and Moms do that kinda sorta thing cuz they have to.  I think it’s some Minnesota public law or something like that and I would hate to see her get into some kinda trouble with the local police.

But it’s that time of year where the outside cold radiates in thru the cheap glass on my office window.  It keeps my grapes nice and chilled.  Yeh, I like them very chilled.  I’m weird that way.  It would be better if I could freeze them and then add them to a glass of wine but they kinda sorta frown on me drinking at work.  I don’t think they would believe me if I claimed I was just following doctor’s orders to eat better.  Yeh, management is weird like that and not very progressive.

Random Thoughts for Tuesday Morning


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I hate the fact that I’m getting older and it’s harder to look at the screen of my work laptop.  It seems so friggen small now and it’s harder to read as each year passes.  I don’t know what the problem is since I did go see my optometrist last month and he said my script didn’t change for my eyes.  Therefore, the problem must lie elsewhere.  I solved that problem by running out to Office Depot during lunch yesterday and buying a 27″ widescreen monitor so I can plug it into my laptop whenever I’m working from home.  It’s amazing just how much easier the screen is to read now.  The problem was obviously a small display and not my eyes.  I feel so much better now.

That icky bad white stuff is supposed to fall on us later today.  Ugh!  I think it should stay in Canada and only rain here this winter.  Wait!  It’s not winter, it’s still autumn.  It’s way too early for winter weather.  Maybe it will go away if I put my winter gear back into the closet.

OMG!  College football season is almost over.  How did that happen so quickly.  My calendar must be off or one of my stinking kids moved it ahead to mess with Dad’s head.

I’m really not motivated to get some work done but I suppose I have to at least act like I’m interested in trying to get something done today.

That’s it for now.  Feel free to leave comments, naughty quotes and/or your plans on how you will unseat Donald Trump and restore order and balance to the republic.  May the force be with you.