A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so… I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.
‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he lies more than Hillary; He’s never been out of the back yard’
Now we know your political bent! Still funny.
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Oh I’ll find stuff on Trump. I cant stand either of those two.
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Haha! Nice
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hehehehehehehe
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Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
Yup!!!! ~~dru~~
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LOL. thans for the reblog. 🙂
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Love it, love it!!!
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ha ha!
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Hahahaha
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:-p
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Bahahahaha!!! Thank you for the laugh, I thought I was going to have a grumpy day today 🙂
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ha ha! 🙂
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he looks like one sweet dog.
Leslie
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maybe he’s a Republican dog???
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Maybe, but he sure isn’t Canadian.
We’re less talkative.
Leslie
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of course he’s Canadian. he’s a Labrador. his first cousin is a Newfie.
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Newfies are talkative alright.
Leslie
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so there ya have it. a retriever from Labrador.
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Sweet.
Leslie
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must be Canadian exports under NAFTA
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Dam that NAFTA!
Leslie
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you shoulda charge more for an export license
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I though it was “free trade” . Apparently, it had very little to do with trade.
Leslie
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or “free”
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You’re right about that too!
Leslie
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hehehehehehehehe
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;-(
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Hahaha.. Good one 🙂
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hehehehehehehehehe 🙂
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