Just so you know …

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A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ 

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so… I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.  I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.  I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he lies more than Hillary; He’s never been out of the back yard’

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29 thoughts on “Just so you know …

    AprilEsutton said:
    September 22, 2016 at 9:58 AM

    Now we know your political bent! Still funny.

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      Jim responded:
      September 22, 2016 at 11:24 AM

      Oh I’ll find stuff on Trump. I cant stand either of those two.

      Liked by 3 people

    Nishita Singh said:
    September 21, 2016 at 9:50 PM

    Haha! Nice

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      Jim responded:
      September 22, 2016 at 5:16 AM

      hehehehehehehe

      Liked by 1 person

    saywhatumean2say said:
    September 21, 2016 at 7:33 PM

    Reblogged this on saywhatumean2say and commented:
    Yup!!!! ~~dru~~

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      Jim responded:
      September 21, 2016 at 7:42 PM

      LOL. thans for the reblog. 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

    jengarynewadventures said:
    September 21, 2016 at 7:21 PM

    Love it, love it!!!

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      Jim responded:
      September 21, 2016 at 7:41 PM

      ha ha!

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    amommasview said:
    September 21, 2016 at 6:16 PM

    Hahahaha

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    me said:
    September 21, 2016 at 5:57 PM

    Bahahahaha!!! Thank you for the laugh, I thought I was going to have a grumpy day today 🙂

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      Jim responded:
      September 21, 2016 at 6:03 PM

      ha ha! 🙂

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    swo8 said:
    September 21, 2016 at 5:56 PM

    he looks like one sweet dog.
    Leslie

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      Jim responded:
      September 21, 2016 at 6:05 PM

      maybe he’s a Republican dog???

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        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:08 PM

        Maybe, but he sure isn’t Canadian.
        We’re less talkative.
        Leslie

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        Jim responded:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:11 PM

        of course he’s Canadian. he’s a Labrador. his first cousin is a Newfie.

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        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:12 PM

        Newfies are talkative alright.
        Leslie

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        Jim responded:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:13 PM

        so there ya have it. a retriever from Labrador.

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        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:15 PM

        Sweet.
        Leslie

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        Jim responded:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:16 PM

        must be Canadian exports under NAFTA

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        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:17 PM

        Dam that NAFTA!
        Leslie

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        Jim responded:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:22 PM

        you shoulda charge more for an export license

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        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:24 PM

        I though it was “free trade” . Apparently, it had very little to do with trade.
        Leslie

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        Jim responded:
        September 21, 2016 at 6:26 PM

        or “free”

        Like

        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 7:03 PM

        You’re right about that too!
        Leslie

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        Jim responded:
        September 21, 2016 at 7:42 PM

        hehehehehehehehe

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        swo8 said:
        September 21, 2016 at 8:48 PM

        ;-(

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    Roberta Pimentel said:
    September 21, 2016 at 5:50 PM

    Hahaha.. Good one 🙂

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      Jim responded:
      September 21, 2016 at 6:04 PM

      hehehehehehehehehe 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

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